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Chichi: Do you smoke?

Jide: Yes.

Chichi: How many packs a day?

Jide: 3 packs.

Chichi: How much per pack?

Jide: N300.

Chichi: And how long have you been smoking?

Jide: For 15 years.

Chichi: So, one pack costs N300,and you have 3 packs a day, which puts your spending each

month at N27,000. In one year, it would be N324,000 correct?

Jide: Correct.

Chichi: If in one year you spend N324,000 not

accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at over

N4,860,000 correct?

Jide: Correct.

Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn’t smoked, that money could have been put in a step up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now easily bought a brand new Range Rover Sport?

Jide : Do you smoke?

Chichi: No.

Jide: So where’s your Range Rover Sport then?

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