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I Pranked My Father, I Told Him I've Been Kidnapped, He's Reply Made Me Pass Out [Fiction]

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By Bigmoses | self meida writer
Published 7 months ago - 15671 views

Before I tell you what happened, I think to best to say 'never prank a typical African man of you don't want to regret'. To be sincere with, playing prank on an African man is waste of time. An African his strong, wise and intelligent so playing prank on their intelligence won't work, I tried and I failed.

My father is a person I know to be very smart, it never took him a second to give reply to any questions you asked. He always responds as if he has prepared for you. I remember a saying the curb of a lion will always behave like a lion. So I decided to begin to act and think faster, I even tried to train myself to give response to any question within a second just like father used to.


Actually it worked for me only on my friends. I pranked one of my friends that I lost his phone, oh you need to see how she was shaking, she almost faint before I give the phone back to her. I also pranked Deborah who gave me her ATM card to help her withdraw some money, I told her the money I withdrew was snatched and Deborah started shouting ah, it's my last card.


The history of my successful pranks made me want to try to play prank on my father but his response made me pass out.


On that faithful day, I was coming from a friend's place which is a new site and has bushy area. As I almost got home, a spirit said to me, "prank your father, tell him you have been kidnapped ", another spirit whisper to my ears saying " you better not try it, if you do, you will reget it", then i said to myself that there is no crime in trying " so I decided to prank my father whose brain is extra sharp.


I dialed his phone number immediately, with sober and shaky voice I said (dad, i've been kidnapped on my way home by men in black, they were demanding for a billion naira, they said they would beat me if you do not send the money as fast as possible, father, please do something).


I dropped the call after saying that, and I was laughing like a wizard thinking my father would call back saying 'please don't hurt my daughter, I will try my best to get the money " but NO! I was disappointed in my father's response, in fact, I passed out immediately.


My own father said "my daughter, don't worry, just be yourself, I will switch off my phone now so you will tell them that I have been kidnapped too, they will release you if my number is not reachable".


I passed out immediately he dropped the call. I have been pranked by the man I wanted to prank.

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