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By Aspire12 | self meida writer
Published 13 days ago - 13 views

1: I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something 😂😂

2: The only thing I gained so far In 2020 is enemies 😩

3: I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.

4: When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does😩😂😂😂

5: I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2dayz to find a charger.🙄😩🤣🤣

6: Dry fruits are just fruit that have become senior citizens 🤣🤣🤣

7: wen you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake , chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Dessert 🙏☑️

8: Pls like this Article if you can't me the difference between coke and pepsi 🤣🤣

9: I want someone to give me a loan and then leave me alone

10: It's been 70+years ,Tom you're never gonna eat jerry for life 🤣🤣

11: we are WITF generation.Whatsapp, Instagram, twitter and Facebook 🤣🤣

12: If school has taught us anything it's texting without looking 🤣🤣

13: Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who u will meet in your dream🤣🤣😂😂

 I don't like to call it revenge returning the favor sounds nicer🤣🤣😂

A new relationship will make you feel like that your wedding is next week 😁😁😋

Dear customer #5000 has been deducted from your account to move nigerian forward

Reply as the customer 😁

May we not die if when we are about to Makin it in life 🙏🙏

When you're too friendly, people will start thinking you have feelings for them😁😂🤣

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