Steve makes a call to Jude after a long time
Steve: Hi Jude, How are you mate?
Jude: I’m good and happy to hear from you after a long time.
Steve: Yes Jude, I’m little busy here. Anyway, I called you because wanna congratulate you.
Jude: Thank you very much, Steve. It’s so nice.
Steve: Today is one of the happiest days in your life. So enjoy the day.
Jude: But my marriage is fixed for tomorrow.
Steve: That’s why I said, today is one of your happiest days.
Jude cut the phone connection and Steve laughs on the floor.
Juan and Franklin are best friends and they meet up after a long time. Juvan is a funny guy and he is good at telling some good jokes. After a little chat,
Franklin: Juan, I badly missed your jokes. Tell me a joke now.
Juan: Sure. Ok, tell me, how do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Franklin: I don’t know.
Juan: It’s easy. You just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question.
Franklin: Okay. Ask.
Juan: How to put the donkey inside the fridge?
Franklin: It’s easy. You just open the fridge and put it in.
Juan: No. You just open the fridge, take out the elephant and put the donkey inside.
Franklin: Oh ok.
Juan: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion’s birthday party and one animal went missing. Which one would it be?
Franklin: I don’t know.
Juan: It’s the donkey. Because it’s still inside the fridge.
Franklin: Are you kidding me?
Juan: No Franklin. One last question.
Juan: If there is a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
Franklin: There is no way. I would need a boat to cross.
Juan: No man. You just swim and cross the river. Because all the animals including crocodiles went to the lion’s birthday party.
Franklin: It’s enough buddy, I never ask you to tell a joke again.
Christen and Justin are best friends and both meet up after a month
Christen: Hi Justin, I’m sorry for what happened between us a month ago.
Justin doesn’t care about him and walk away
Christen: Are you still mad at me?
Justin: Twinkle, twinkle little star.
Christen: How I wonder what you are?
Justin: Wish I could hit you with my car.
Christen: Ok, you are still mad at me.
Mark: Hey dude, what’s up?
Harry: Nothing much buddy. How’s everything with you?
Mark: All good. Yesterday I went to a 7-star Hotel restaurant.
Harry: Wow, that’s amazing buddy. I missed it.
Mark: It’s not amazing.
Harry: Why, what happened?
Mark: When I was there, I really needed to pass gas.
Mark: The music was really loud, so I did it.
Mark: I realized I was listening to my iPod.
Harry: hahaha hahaha
John: Hi Henry
Henry: Hi John, after a long time.
John: Yeah dude, where do you live now?
Henry: With my parents
John: Where do your parents live?
Henry: With me
John: Where do you all live?
John: Dude don’t joke
Henry: I’m not joking dude
John: Ok, now tell me, where is your house?
Henry: Next to my neighbor’s house
John: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Henry: Next to my house
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