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By Dannii_Pizzii | self meida writer
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Steve makes a call to Jude after a long time

Steve: Hi Jude, How are you mate?

Jude: I’m good and happy to hear from you after a long time.

Steve: Yes Jude, I’m little busy here. Anyway, I called you because wanna congratulate you.

Jude: Thank you very much, Steve. It’s so nice.

Steve: Today is one of the happiest days in your life. So enjoy the day.

Jude: But my marriage is fixed for tomorrow.

Steve: That’s why I said, today is one of your happiest days.

Jude cut the phone connection and Steve laughs on the floor.

Juan and Franklin are best friends and they meet up after a long time. Juvan is a funny guy and he is good at telling some good jokes. After a little chat,


Franklin: Juan, I badly missed your jokes. Tell me a joke now.


Juan: Sure. Ok, tell me, how do you put an elephant in a fridge?


Franklin: I don’t know.


Juan: It’s easy. You just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question.


Franklin: Okay. Ask.


Juan: How to put the donkey inside the fridge?


Franklin: It’s easy. You just open the fridge and put it in.


Juan: No. You just open the fridge, take out the elephant and put the donkey inside.


Franklin: Oh ok.


Juan: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion’s birthday party and one animal went missing. Which one would it be?


Franklin: I don’t know.


Juan: It’s the donkey. Because it’s still inside the fridge.


Franklin: Are you kidding me?


Juan: No Franklin. One last question.


Franklin: Ok.


Juan: If there is a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?


Franklin: There is no way. I would need a boat to cross.


Juan: No man. You just swim and cross the river. Because all the animals including crocodiles went to the lion’s birthday party.


Franklin: It’s enough buddy, I never ask you to tell a joke again.

Christen and Justin are best friends and both meet up after a month


Christen: Hi Justin, I’m sorry for what happened between us a month ago.


Justin doesn’t care about him and walk away


Christen: Are you still mad at me?


Justin: Twinkle, twinkle little star.


Christen: How I wonder what you are?


Justin: Wish I could hit you with my car.


Christen: Ok, you are still mad at me.


Mark: Hey dude, what’s up?


Harry: Nothing much buddy. How’s everything with you?


Mark: All good. Yesterday I went to a 7-star Hotel restaurant.


Harry: Wow, that’s amazing buddy. I missed it.


Mark: It’s not amazing.


Harry: Why, what happened?


Mark: When I was there, I really needed to pass gas.


Harry: And?


Mark: The music was really loud, so I did it.


Harry: And?


Mark: I realized I was listening to my iPod.


Harry: hahaha hahaha

John: Hi Henry


Henry: Hi John, after a long time.


John: Yeah dude, where do you live now?


Henry: With my parents


John: Where do your parents live?


Henry: With me


John: Where do you all live?


Henry: Together


John: Dude don’t joke


Henry: I’m not joking dude


John: Ok, now tell me, where is your house?


Henry: Next to my neighbor’s house


John: Where is your neighbor’s house?


Henry: Next to my house


John: Grrrrrrr

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