Happy weekend everyone, I have come again with some funny pictures and jokes that will surely put a smile on your face and make you forget about the stress you have passed through during the week.
Below are some funny pictures and jokes that will make you laugh:
3. A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and a cat, went on a trip to Europe. Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and died. His friend immediately sent him a message: "Your cat died!"
In a few hours the bachelor was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend. He said to the friend "Why didn't you break the news to me gradually? You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message 'Your cat climbed up on the roof today', and the next day you could've written, 'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died."
After a quick memorial service for the cat, the bachelor left again to continue his trip. A few days later he returned to his hotel, there was a message waiting for him from his friend. It read, "Your mother climbed up on the roof today." When he saw the message, he fainted immediately.
5. This is Too Much For Only You...
6. Whether you like wear expensive shoes, the festival is here already.
7. If I see you on Instagram and you are forming Banana island house...
8. A young lady got pregnant. Her father was so furious, he asked her who was responsible for the pregnancy and she said told him a rich famous chief. He called the chief over to the house and they sat down to discuss the matter.
FATHER: Chief, I heard you are responsible for my daughter's pregnancy.
CHIEF: You are right, that is true and let me add this, if she gives birth to a male child, I will give you 5 million naira with a furnished flat. If she gives me a female child, you will have 2 million naira and a bungalow. If she gives birth to twins, you will get 10 million naira with a duplex, but if she gets a miscarriage...
The father interrupted the chief and said " You will have to impregnate her again"
10. What am I seen here?
12. A very funny face mask.
14. These number of eggs for this small food.
15. This is a confirmed herbal face mask.
18. Is it by force to use a shower?
21. We must Lockdown it down to avoid the unexpected.
23. Who is going to use this kind of Toilet or is it made for the ancestors?
￼Which one did you enjoy so much?
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