1. I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
2. Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
3. There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world …
4. I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough
5. All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
6. In a dictionary, first comes divorce, then marriage
7. God made us all different. But when he got to China he thought ... Copy, paste, copy, paste.....
8.We all have someone's phone number in our phone and they have no idea we have it!
9. That awkward moment, when people ask: Are you a couple? And you look at each other and wait who's going to answer first.
10. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
11. I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
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