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36 Quotes That Can Make You Laugh

Jokes put joy on the heart and smile on the face,the following are interesting jokes...

[1[ My best friend is the only person in the world who could stop me from crying.

[2] My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.

[3] That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

[4] A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.

[5] Love begins with a smile grows with a kiss and end with tear drop.

[6] A good friend helps you up when yo fall a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

[7] Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

[8] True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

[9] Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives.

[10] Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm & constant.

[11] No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.

[12] Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.

[13] Best friends are sent from the heavens. They provider a shoulder to cry on during heartbreaks.

[14] Memories of childhood were the dreams that stayed with you after you woke.

[15] The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance.

[16] During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power. ☺

[17] 80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn’t prepare.

[18] Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams? Because It Means. . . . E (End Of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity) 

[19] I'm the type of person who want to get good grades but doesn't want to study.

[20] I wish studying for an exam was as easy as remembering lyrics. I'd pass every exam.

[21] School for 12 years, college for 4 years. then you work until you die. Great.

[22[ Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

[23] When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in the same direction.

[24] What I love most about my home is who I share it with.

[25] A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.

[26] There are only two times that I want to be with you – Now and Forever.

[27] A jealous spouse does better research than FBI!!

[28] A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

[29] Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones unless the house is on fire.

[30] You will never find love if what youre seeking is perfection.

[31] Go ahead, judge me. Just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life!!

[32] I text you because I want to have a conversation with you. Not to get one word answers.

[33] That annoying moment when you show someone a picture on your phone, and they start scrolling through the rest.

[34] If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, don’t smile at me to my face.

[35] No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.

[36] Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror : kindly share these post with friends on social media......

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