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21 Funny Pictures And Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out This Morning

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21 Funny Pictures And Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out This Morning.

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1. Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."  There’s a silence, then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"

2. One lady just Posted: What Can I Do For You today? Her Sister Commented: "Bring Back My Black Pant".

3. Because of your fake life,your destiny helper is now calling you STINGY BOSS *I go mind my own business*

4. A jealous girlfriend will be like "I called you last night and I heard a voice of a naked woman".

5. CORONA VIRUS is the only China product that is original and have lasted long.

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