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Random Short Jokes Of The Day That Will Crack your Ribzz


1. When I was in primary school, I never knew the Nigerian national anthem was in English language.

Back then, it used to be like:

Araiz oh compamshown

Najeriya skolobey

Tusa awa fadaslan

witlo an sley anfe

Dale bo of awahirosfa

Shaleba vi inves

Tusa tusa awa mayt

Worle shobon in frido

Pisan yuniti”

Hehehe, don’t laugh😂😂 at me, I know u also sang it like that.


2. When we were growing up they used to tell us that education is the key🗝?to success

Now we went to school, graduated, got the key?only to find out that the government has CHANGED the padlock🤣🤣🤣

3. Some Girls are very dumb. So because he smokes 🚬and make videos of himself smoking doesn’t mean he is rich.

Weed is just 100naira ?????🤣🤣🤣

4. Dear Guys/Ladies….

Before yhu fall in love, test the strength of yhur heart first by playing “”BET9JA”” 📃with yhur School fees💴!!!!!?????🤣🤣🤣

5. Beat a Nigerian kid, console him with biscuits, then ask him “who beat you”? He points 👉🏻at another person. That is how bribery and corruption started in Nigeria 🇳🇬???🤣🤣🤣

6. You go to church⛪, u won’t pray,u won’t sing, you won’t dance 🕺🏻when others are singing and dancing, u will be looking👀 at them.. ????????

You come to facebook too, u won’t like👍🏻, you won’t comment or share anything but you still stay online all day monitoring people ??????????

What is your problem????

Can we fast for you?? ??????????????

7. Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat.🤣🤣🤣

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Araiz BET9JA English Najeriya Nigerian

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