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Kizito28
By Kizito28 | self meida writer
Published 15 days ago - 7 views

Funny Jokes

14. The best way to look for a girl's trouble is to snap her and refuse to show her the pictures... Mbok!!! Before you do that, make sure you're not on button shirt oh...

13. As a Guy, nobody respects you more then that boy inlove with your sister, even though he's older than you, the confuse fellow still calls you senior man....

12. As for me, I'll never chase a girl unless she ran away with my beer bottle...

11. Like seriously, I've finally given up on my country! How can someone stole a Brown goat and dye it Black, it's so funny...

10. Some Nigerians will not kill me oh, which one is "one PONTimeter makes one BENZimeter?? 

9. If you're walking on the street with your grandma and she meets an old friend on the way, just look for bench and sleep first oh.... They hardly end discussion...

8. Dating two short girls is not cheating, half plus half is equals to one... Am I communicating??

7. Short people will be singing, "you raise me up.. so I can stand on mountains." are you ok??

6. Bad luck is when a deaf and dumb lady mistake you for someone who got her pregnant, nothing can set you free! Including the judge at court room...

5. My Pastor aways look at me during offering time because I gave testimony that I won 3million Naira jackpot... He didn't know I wanted to impress my crush....

4. My plans this year is to be madly rich.. now I'm already mad, it's remaining riches..

3. Teacher: if you eat fish? Student: it's good for the eyes. Teacher: if you don't eat fish? Student: it's good for fish!..

2. To those girls who feel too big to reply messages, a time will come when you'll be so desperate for a husband... That's when a man will ask you, "how are you doing?" and you'll reply, "Yes I Do" 

1. Some student will not kill me oh!.. I heard one of them saying "is your battery laster than mine?? Please give chance lemme faint here..

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