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15 Hilarious jokes that would tickle your funny bones

Everyone loves jokes, jokes helps us forget our troubles, helps us to settle our mind. Today you have made the right choice by clicking on this link. I assure you that you would enjoy my jokes, and for more jokes follow me on opera @myfreeflex, or via my website @freeflex.

Today i a have 10 local jokes to crack you up.

  1. Guys, please pray for me ooo! I'm going to the eye doctor tomorrow, my eyes have serious problem! Whenever I look into my wallet, I see nothing in it!
  2. In America, when a policeman stops you and you try to put your hand in your pocket, you get shot! But in Nigerian, when you're stopped by the police and you put your hand in
  3. If u wan know d Tru color/secret of baby Cal her best friend a prostitute
  4. make money, so that whenyou get old, you canplay golf not draft
  5. An igbo man wuld get married by 3:30pm ND still open his shop by 4pm 😂😂😂
  6. Ugly girls will do whatever you tell them in a relationship, until when it's time for abortion... Don't even suggest it my brother
  7. CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour... PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life.
  8. Don’t kill yourself over someone who fail to value or see your worth. someone somewhere is willing to buy all your friends meat just to get your number
  9. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
  10. jerry will you take a bullet for me? Me: and put it where??
  11. At every party there are two kinds of people those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other
  12. A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television.The husband sighs and complains, "This is disappointing! It only lasted for 30 seconds!""Good!" replied his wife, "Now you know how I always feel in bed."
  13.  What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
  14. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
  15. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? because when you find it, you stop looking.


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