Men are so much better at ironing.
They love anything involves pressing that's why.
Where you smile at your phone then finally looked up at your girl.
"Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't calling" I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom "
The facial face expression of Ghanian dads as they go thru your grades
Me, when her relationship status change from "in a relationship " to "single"
Only Nigerians will beat a thief and make them look like twins, Stay far from robbery.
When you are acting like you are writing notes in class but no, you are avoiding eye contact with the lecturer so they don't ask you the next question.
"Mama, I've finally found a boyfriend! "
"Good! "
" is he a lawyer, Doctor, Engineer or surgeon? "
"No, he's a DJ. "
A teacher will say write an essay about "The day I will never forget", only to give you 13/50 as if she was there that day. 
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