- I was born in the car but died out side...call me carbon dioxide.
- But why do visitors pretend to focus on T.V whenever they see food coming?
- finally i smoke weed for the first time today and nothing happen to me. Happy Friday as we enter 2013 today we shall see 2004.
- I want to CHANGE my Facebook name To DEATH so when i click WAVE in messenger, facebook will Be like:" DEATH is Waving At You".
- Drop three equipment of your Work, and let somebody
Guess ur job.
Mine: Cutlass, gun and face mask.
- Am still keeping my ex pic because I want to show my kids how Santa look like.
- Who else has take this Risk. Naked run, from bathroom to bedroom?
- Which part of your body do you owe a serious apology to?
Me: my mouth.
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