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25 Jokes That Can Make You Laugh

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By johnny5 | self meida writer
Published 8 months ago - 5 views

Jokes makes our heart glad and fill us with joy to overcome and suppress the Problems of these world...the following are jokes to make you laugh and happy.....[1] Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your x. She's never coming back and don't ask y[2] I will never do this ,I will never do that,Relax and fall in love first,Love comes with FULL mumu subscription.[3]A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word, ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.[4] Girls who convert old stew into jollof rice hardly forgive,go and find out .....[5] Short girls are so stubborn, to the point where they refuse to grow and respond slowly to growth....

[6] A guy who promises girls and does not fulfill his promises, is a promising young man.[7] Call a man a lion and he will be very happy.MBut call him an animal he will be very angry.Is a lion not an animal?[8] If they talk behind your back just fart. They deserve it.,, don't blame them they are shallow minded..,[9] Short people can easily commit suicide by jumping off the bed, while dreaming of been chased by a wild animal...[10] Dear Lord, may I never force anything in my life except a rubber band around my money.

[11] What do you call a group of short people coming towards you ...Shortcomings[12] One of the major problems I'm facing, is I look like I have money but I seriously need it...[13] If you know more than five stingy people, that means you beg a lot...[14] After my high school, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the word:- PNEIS. to form the name of an important body part which is most useful when active.Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors. While those of us that wrote what you're thinking are WhatsApp group admins[15] II saw a joke in another group, but it was posted by someone I don't like, so I decided to come and laugh ..

[16] In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor.In Brazil a 17yr old is a footballer.In India a 17yr old is a shop owner.In China a 17yr old is an engineer.In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier.In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity.In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest.In Africa a 35yr old is a whatsapp group admin. God why*❓[17] After my high school, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the word:- PNEIS. to form the name of an important body part which is most useful when active.Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors. While, those of us that wrote what you're thinking are WhatsApp group admins.[18] As a duly elected member of this group and by virtue of the powers vested in me, according to section 3 subsection 5 of Article A subsection 2 chapter 7a paragraph 9 of Whatsapp and Social media Act of 2012, read together with constitutional amendment 4 of 2013, section 6 of paragraph 8. I am allowed to say Good evening to you all.[19]Never feel too proud of yourself in life, Nothing is permanent. Even the admin of this group is just an ordinary member in another group...[20] If you want to read and listen to motivational speeches, look no further. WhatsApp statuses got you covered

[21[ If I act rich on social media, and you know me in real life I take God beg you, keep quiet! I cannot be poor online and offline.[22] Those who say heartbreaks are painful...the question is, have you ever been removed from a group while still typing?[23] Some think they could post nonsense like us, but they are busy acting mature to impress someone who won't marry them.[24] In the 1980s I was riding my bike and fell off and hurt my knee. I'm telling you this now because we didn't have social media then.[25[ No girl on social media has pimples. Isn't God wonderful? Kindly share these post with friends on social media...God bless you.

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