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27 Funny Jokes That Can Make You Laugh

-For men who believe their wives don't do much the whole day, guys it's a tough job updating your 'Facebook' status every hour.Respect women!....these and more are the funny jokes and Quotes you are about to read.......[1] There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks![2] Thought of the day:One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife![3[ I used to think that all aunties are rich. That changed the day I became one myself.[4] When someone gives you a lift in their car don't be greeting people through the window. That behavior consumes fuel a lot.[5] It's only in Africa that people start a meeting with prayer and lie throughout the meeting and end it with prayer.[6] This country is so corrupt, even to enter a relationship you still need connection...She will be like 'Who gave you my number?'[7] I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advert. Are they ashamed of their customers?[8] It is very rude to tell your woman to shut up. Just tell her she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.[9] I set goals this year to be madly rich. I am already mad. It's remaining rich.[10] Nowadays thermometers are not the only things that have degrees without brains.[11[ Never envy anybody in life, not everybody that is walking fast has an appointment, some have running stomach...[12] My guy spelled "human bean" instead of "human been". Should I dump him?[13] You're testing her if she's after your money. She's also testing to see if you're a stingy man.Satan is controlling the both of you[14] Many guys are single because they refused to reply that simple text: "Please can you do me a favor?"[15] You are single and walking with earphones in your ears. What if a boy calls you now, how will you hear[16] No girl is perfect my brother. Just choose your own witch and be pouring anointing oil on her.[17] Love me and I'll move mountains to make you happy. Hate me and I will drop those mountains on your head.[18] Dear Future Husband, I love you so much. May God continue to destroy your relationships until we meet.[19] Advice to all Ladies:Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near![20] You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes as her status![21] The reason the dog is known as man's best friend is probably because he gives no advice, never tries to borrow money and has no In-Laws[22] Teacher: Why were you late?Student: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: You mean you need to sleep at home too[23[ Son: I can't go to school today.Father: Why not?Son: I don't feel well.Father: Where don't you feel well?Son: In school![24] Son: Dad, do you have a perfect visual memory?Dad: Yes son, pretty much. Why do you ask?Son: I just broke your shaving mirror![25] It's always darkest before the dawn...If you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it![26] Never underestimate an underachiever.They're capable of less than you think![27] Statement: You're the only girl I've ever cared about.Actual Meaning: You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me! Thanks for reading,God bless you.. kindly share these post with friends on social media.remain blessed....

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