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By OMOZEEUBOGU | self meida writer
Published 10 days ago - 5 views

There are two categories of the term Bachelor. A bachelor is a man who is not and has never been married. An eligible bachelor is a young man who is not only unmarried but rich, classy, sexy, and terribly sophisticated. In Nigeria, the term Bachelor is used to denote a struggling young man who is broke, depressed, and seen by people as a failure and an eyesore. In Nigeria, you often see parents advising their sons that the life of a bachelor is what awaits them if they refuse to be serious in life. An eligible bachelor, on the other hand, is the desirable number one! Most mothers would scrape each others eyes out to get their daughters to wed an eligible bachelor!

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This article introduces to you 2 funny differences between a bachelor and an eligible bachelor. I am going to use Nigeria as a base for my explanations. Enjoy!

1. In Nigeria, a bachelor is an unmarried man who is broke, depressed and seen as a failure and an eyesore by people. In Nigeria, an eligible bachelor is rich, classy, sexy, and terribly sophisticated.

2. If you are a young man, educated, jobless and broke, then you are a bachelor. An poor uneducated man is not called a bachelor in Nigeria.

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3. Bachelors live in single rooms in passage houses. An eligible bachelor on the other hand live in classy apartments, condos and mansions.

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4. It takes the grace of God for an eligible bachelor to find a girlfriend with his status. An eligible bachelor is like honey to flies.

5. A bachelor is seen as a product of our village people's machinations. An eligible bachelor is the product of smart or rich parents, and sometimes good luck.

6. Bachelors are seen as very stingy men. Eligible bachelors are mostly generous.

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7. When you become a bachelor in Nigeria, people see you as doomed.

8. Most parents in Nigeria will never allow their daughters to marry a bachelor.

9. The wives of eligible bachelors tend to be pampered. The wives of bachelors tend to be misers.

10. People in Nigeria get headaches when they see a bachelor calculating and contemplating. When people see an eligible bachelor calculating, they think he is smart, prudent, and honest.

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11. People believe that bachelors are plain. They see even the ugly eligible bachelors as very handsome.

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