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Theres some soldiers in Vietnam. And theyve been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, ill run into the bushes. When Im done Ill give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But hes gone for a good half an hour, theyre finally convinced that hes been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously theyre pretty confused. They ask "what the hell took you so long man?" The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having sex right there. we did every position imaginable, missionary, doggy style, everything. It was great." One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?" He replies "There was no head."
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