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30 funny memes and jokes that will make your day

Opzygtr
By Opzygtr | self meida writer
Published 7 months ago - 10000 views

Joke is good for us. It makes us laugh and relief out stress, ease our depression, and take away boredom.

I want you to see these memes and read these funny jokes and laugh very well.

1. Since I borrowed 1000 naira from MTN they have been sending me messages like'Load N1000 and win N100000' pls I'm not interested .πŸƒ πŸƒΒ 

2. When you she thinks she sabi lie.

3. Lol πŸ˜‚

4. Some visitors get mind ooo.

Dem serve you, you say make them help you change the meat. πŸ€” πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚Β 

5. Blessings received fully, he can't escape.

6. Very true....

7. It seems with the situation of the country today, if anybody ask me "how ate you? " I will reply I'm broke and you?? πŸ˜‚Β 

8. You jam me with breast and you are telling me am sorry, πŸ€” Abeg don't be sorry, jam am again jhur.

9. See better lines mehn ....πŸ€”

10. πŸ˜‚

11. Lol women sabi lie

12. We guys do not put fake banana in our boxers to deceive you deceive you girls, why do you use foam bra and foam bumbum to deceive us?Β 

13. πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€”

14. Abi now?

15. True word.

16. Just two days in the University, you have started pronouncing water as worra and God as gad, you must have been infected.πŸ€”

17.

18. For where πŸƒ πŸƒ πŸƒ

19. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

20. Wife: Why do you always go on balcony when I sing?

Husband: I want the neighbors to see that I'm not beating my wife. πŸ˜‚ 😁 πŸ˜‚Β 

21. No school gang. 😁

22. Don't be an intruder.

23. Study am wella...

24. I have vomitted twice in my mother's presence, and she has been looking me somehow. Should I remind her I'm a man and can't get pregnant.

25. Just run wella...

26. Pakistianian mirror.

27. Every man want it tight but my question is who made it wide??? πŸ€”Β 

28. Shey no be so?

29. Lol

30. Fornication is caused by NEPA, they will refuse to on light and Sister Rebecca will go to charge in Bro Paul's house and get charged in the process.

I hope you find this jokes funny. If so drop your comments and don't hesitate to share.

Love you all.

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