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Laugh out loud at these jokes

Laughter is the best medicine. It is good to laugh always as it helps to promote good health. So here are some jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud.

1. TEACHER: What is the opposite of good? LINDA: Bad. TEACHER : Correct! ( Looking at Sam) You, what is the opposite of original? SAM: CHINA.

2. Kwame submitted his English Composition assignment to his class teacher.

TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It's not only ungrammatical, it's rude and in bad taste. I'm going to send your father a note about it.

KWAME: I don't think that would help me. He wrote it.

3. TEACHER: I assume that Nigeria will one day be corruption free. What tense is this?

AKPOS: Future impossible tense.

4. This brief conversation ensued between Sam and his landlord. LANDLORD : (Knocks at Akpos door). AKPOS: (Opens the door) LANDLORD: Hey man, I'm looking for my house rent? You can come in let's look for it together.

5. Letter to Daddy

Hello Dad

I didn't tell mummy that kissed her friend,Linda at the birthday party. I didn't even tell her that you slept with her in your bed.

Anyway, you should thank Mummy because she helped me to write this letter

Your Good boy

Akpos

6. TEACHER: Akpos,go to the map to find North America

AKPOS: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct! Now class,who discovered America? CLASS: AKPOS!!

7. An ugly woman walk in a store with her two kids, yelling at them. Sam, the store clerk pleasantly said,"Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins?" The woman yelled, " Hell no,they are not. One is 9 years old and the other is 7 year old. Why the hell would you think they are twins,are you blind nor stupid ? Sam replied,"I'm neither blind or stupid ma'am,I just can't believe someone would sleep with you twice!"

8. AKPOS: Hello baby. What's your name? GIRL: Why should I tell you? I don't even know you. AKPOS: Ok,Can I have your phone number then? GIRL: Nope. AKPOS: Can we at least meet on Facebook? GIRL: I can't meet you there. It's too far from my house.

9. KWAME: Akpos,why do you keep the door open anytime you are having your bath?

AKPOS: Because I'm scared someone might see me naked through the Keyhole.

10 In an English class.... TEACHER: Akpos, make a sentence with yam. Akpos: I eat yam. TEACHER: I need you to make the sentence longer. Akpos: I eat yam ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

11 TEACHER: Name three types of wood. AKPOS: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood.

12. AKPOS: I cleaned my computer and it's broken! TECHNICIAN: What did you clean it with? AKPOS: Soap and water. TECHNICIAN: you are not supposed to use water near a computer! AKPOS: I don't think it was the water that broke it,I think it is the washing machine.

I am pretty sure you enjoyed reading these jokes. Let me know in the comments section below which of them you liked most. Please do not forget to like and share this post.

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CHINA English Kwame LINDA Sam

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