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Jokes: See supreme jokes of today. No 1 is my finest.

Jokes is anything that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

The importance of jokes is that when people around you are either sad, in a serious mood or in a problem. Jokes can help them to feel better. Jokes are basically the stories that bring laughter to the people who are listening or watching.

Here are 10 jokes from me to you.. enjoy

1.Any woman cheating on her man, may you catch fire, break your leg, loose your front teeth and be visited with leprosy.

Any man cheating on his woman, father forgive us and teach us how to love for we don't know what we are doingย ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

2.My neighbor's son has been knocking on my door since morning, but I don't want to answer. His maths assignment is too hard.

3.When you owe somebody 1million naira and you decide to commit suicide but a doctor saves you and now you're owing the doctor 200k as well. Village people chaii๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

4.Women hate Mathematics but love counting money. Is counting money Geography??

5.When you owe somebody 1million naira and you decide to commit suicide but a doctor saves you and now you're owing the doctor 200k as well. Village people chaii๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6.After "Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle all the way", the next line depend on the primary school you attended

7.Jesus Christ didn't pick women among His disciples. He didn't want to hear "I am preparing dinner for my husband so I can't come" or "I can't be on the same boat with Agnes, we are quarreling".

8.When you're 20, you care what everybody thinks. When you are 40, you stop caring what everyone thinks. When you're 60, you realize no one was ever thinking about you in the first place.

9.I don't procrastinate. I wait until the last minute to do things because I will be older then and therefore wiser.

10.My aunt left me with her twins, I fed one, then answered a phone call. Now I can't remember which one I fed again

hope you died laughing, please do not forget to like and share to your friends and aldo follow me for more jokes.

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