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20 Hilarious Pictures And Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Good day benevolent readers, the only thing that can help anybody who is a Nigerian and not just only Nigerians, keeps and maintain a smiling and happy day, is comedy and some fits of laughter. When you think of all the bad things, just go and laugh.

So here i have bring to you a hilarious compilation of funny jokes and pictures to make you smile through out today.

1. 😂😂🤣 i have run away ooo

2. That moment is really annoying

3. A few days after Christmas, a mother working in the kitchen, was listening to her son play with his new electric train set. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All you sons of bitches who are getting off, get the hell off now, and all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train cause we're leaving right now."

The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your train but you must use nicer language."

Two hours later, Her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope that you will ride with us again

For those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow all hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope that you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. For those of you who are pissed off because of the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen!"

4. Two children were in the Doctor's waiting room. The little girl started crying.

Little boy asked her "Why are you crying?"

The girl said "I'm here for blood test and the Doctor is going to cut my finger..."

The little boy started crying too. The girl asked "Now why are you crying?"

The boy answered "I'm here for the urine test!"

5. dumbest boy ever

Akpos enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer:

BARBER: This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.

The barber puts a N50 note in one hand and two N10 notes in the other, then calls the boy and asks:

BARBER: Which do you want, boy?

Akpos takes the two N10 notes and leaves. 

BARBER: What did I tell you? Akpos never learns!

Minutes later, when the customer left, he sees Akpos coming out of the ice cream store. 

CUSTOMER: Akpos, May I ask you a question? Why did you take the N10 notes instead of the N50 note?

Akpos replied, "Because the day I take the fifty naira note, the game is over!"

The End

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