1: A wife asks, "Why is it that in all marriages, the bride sits on the left side and the groom on the right?"
The husband replies, "Have you ever seen a profit and loss statement? It follows the same logic; all INCOME is posted on the RIGHT and EXPENSES are on the LEFT!😂😂😂😂
2: At a wedding, I asked the person sitting next to me, "Have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? She's ugly!"
"You fool!!! That's my daughter you are talking about!"
The person responded, "Oops! I'm sorry sir. I didn't know you were the father."
"I'm not, you silly fool. I'm the mother!"
3: A husband and wife are in church. The Pastor notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, “Wake your husband up!”
The wife answers, “You're the one who made him fall asleep, you wake him up!”🤣🤣🤣
4: A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"
A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'"
The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam."
The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The surprised wife responds, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a pastor to speak that way."
He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.
He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f**king potatoes!"🤣😂😂😂
5: KALU: Why did you ask to be buried with a Nigerian flag?
AKPOS: So when God sees my flag, He will know I have been to hell before!
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