1. No be everyone body go like you even 7 hate 9
2. Don't date if you're not ready for sex!!!🙄
Life Is not zee-world life is Spartacus 😎😎
3. Handsome guys are usually shy to ask girl out😋
But those baboons ehhh🦍🦍🦍
4. When she is angry
Twerk for her to make her laugh 🤣🤣
5. I borrow 500 from MTN....
Dey have been sending me messages that I should recharge 200 and win a house in lekki 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6. I will name my daughter Pregnant, so that when guy stop her and say "hi am paul", then she will say " am pregnant"
7. Because I no get money I post ATM details Una no write am😉😉
8. Me as Google map: Alaye be like say una don lost ooooo🤣🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃🏃
9. I stopped jogging every morning when I read " Proverb 28:1" That says the wicked shall run even when no one is chasing them😂😂
10. The best way to punish your boyfriend is to reject his money it pains us alot.
No matter what you are going through in your relationship, find food and chop first 🍜🍜
New relationship Anthem
Him: Babe I saw u today
She: I saw u more🙄🙄
PLEASE oh. If your boyfriend has another girlfriend
Who is she to you?🤭🤭
Fat girl's are more loyal cuz they don't have strength to jump from one man to another 😉🤣🤣
Nobody love sex than a lady with Dimples or Gap teeth 😁😁😁😁😁😁
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