A primary school teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a goat holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the goat in black and the umbrella green, however, Akpos, the class rebel, colored the goat in red. After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Akpos, how many times have you see a red goat?" Young Akpos replied with, "The same number of times I've seen a goat holding an umbrella."
MUM: Akpos, why are you crying? AKPOS: I've hurt my finger. MUM: When? AKPOS: Half an hour ago. MUM: I didn't hear you crying then. AKPOS: No, I thought you were out.
One day Akpos read the bible for about four hours and made an amazing discovery. He rushed to his dad and asked him some pertinent questions...
AKPOS: God owns all thing and because He's very rich, He blesses His children and makes them rich too.
DAD: Yes I know, so what's your point?
AKPOS: Even Satan is wealthy too because his children become rich through drug trafficking, arm robbery, corruption, kidnapping, child trafficking, etc...
DAD: Hmmm, I also know that but you still haven't made a point.
AKPOS: My point is, God is blessed, yet He didn't bless you. Satan has money, yet he didn't give you. Now you are very poor... (he paused for a while) I want to know dad, who the hell is your father?
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