1. Do you know why I no longer watch Nigeria movie? The last movie I watched, somebody had heart attack while in the hospital and the doctor screamed someone call an ambulance.
2. I was told that if I laugh at someone's condition I would be like him, I have been laughing at Dangote but nothing happened.
3. No matter how comfortable you are in your relationship never visit your partner unannounced I was introduced as a plumber today.
4. The person I used as my next of kin saw my account balance today and asked me to remove his name from that nonsense.
5. Imagine my girlfriend introducing my own brother as her brother.
6. Imagine zombie looking for brains, they saw you and passed by.
7. Are you aware that when you count numbers, your lips don't touch each other until you count one million?
8. The meaning of I am finished is when you want to pay your year 1 school fee (450,000) through a mobile transaction app and in the next 2 minutes mtn send you an sms saying congratulations you have successfully subscribed for a 2years unlimited data plan with the sum of 450,000 thanks for choosing mtn.
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