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Random jokes by your gentle servant
Most of the guys that say they don't date
fat girls have fat mothers.
Be humble like your dad.
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2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking about
God than to sit in a church thinking about
beer.
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3. Have you ever been next to people
who
gossip so much that you're even scared of
leaving them cause you know you're
next. #emix .
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4. The man who marries a beautiful
woman and the farmer who grows corn by the
roadside have thesame problem....
# isnotmyhandwrittenooooo
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5. Some females are so afraid of killing
cockroaches but they already did 5
abortions. #isorite. . # continue. __________
6. You will see a 13 year old girl posting
stuff
like "I want to forget everything and
move
on" forget what little sister?... # pls_abeg_shift_
faint_thex_worry_me
(The multiplication table?)
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7. A man is the head of the family,
& a
woman is the neck that turns the head (smiles).
,
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8. Treat every part of your towel nicely
because the part that wipes your
buttocks
today may wipe your face tomorrow (Real
fact)
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9. If a girl dumps you because you don't
have money and after you have made
money... She comes back begging...
My brother... Forgive her... Promise her
marriage... Tell her family that you want
to
renovate their house... Remove their
roof and
DISAPPEAR. Guy you wan turn devil be that .
#emix
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10. When you see a poor man eating
chicken,
he is either sick or the chicken was sick ( I
am a witness)
Which number makes u smile?
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