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33 Funny Pictures And Hilarious Jokes Of The Day

28 Funny Pictures And Hilarious Jokes Of The Day That Will Make You Feel Better Today.

Joke 1

Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.

Joke 2

Because you called her and she didn't pick you are annoyed you that Jesus has been calling you have you answer him ? You see how painful it is.

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Joke 3

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: "Because you came in through the window instead of the door."

Joke 4

I was standing outside my house looking for an available bike when two kids ran to me (a girl and a boy), the girl asked me, "can a six year old girl get pregnant" and I said NO, the boy now said, "you see, I told you, oya lets go and continue." what I will do yo them? (advice me in comment section)

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