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By Celebrityworld | self meida writer
Published 21 days ago - 3742 views

Don't kill your yourself with sad thoughts, forget that your sorrow and laugh out loud with this funny pictures.

A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so Hot one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed clever. He called the maid to his bedroom where he had taken off his pants, he pointed to his manhood when the maid arrived.

Husband: Do you know what this is?

Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know what it s for?

Maid:Yes

Husband: show me. The maid immediately dropped to her knees held the item with both hands drew closer and opened her mouth. The husband was shivering with anticipation . The maid then began,"My name is Chinasa , I'm 23 years old and I'm from Nsukka. I want to make a shout- out to my parents, Mr and Mrs Chigozie, my uncle, Broda NnamdI aka' chop my money and MY aunty, MRS IFEOMA, I would also like to tell my boyfriend Johnny that I miss him. Can u play me Ashawo by Flavour Nabania?" Then finally says to the man," Oga, take your microphone I'm through...

Complete your day with these 91 funny pictures:

Don't Be Like Him oo!

A man was trying to show his 15 year old son the danger in taking alcohol, so he brought earthworm and alcohol. He poured the alcohol on the earthworm. After a little while the worm dissolved and he asked the child, "what lesson can you learn from this?" The boy replied, "when we take alcohol, we won't have worms." Lolzzz.

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