They said laughter is a very good medicine to cure boredom, so I've gathered some of the most trending jokes.
1. A very touching story💔😥
One day a boy touched his girlfriend's Yansh....
The following day the girl touched the boy's Yansh.
What a touching story😥😥
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2.Nine month ago, a woman was pregnant and gave birth to a fool reading this post....😲😲
Ode wait!! ✋✋✋ b4 u start pouring insult on me. Shey u were born 9month ago abi? Olodo
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3. I want to marry a woman as funny as I am.
Imagine waking up by 2am and start laughing because we forgot to pick our kids from School
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4."Who stole my money "?
Americans : I swear, I don't know.
Nigerians : I saw Emeka eating suya,,I don't know who gave him money
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5.*Have you ever liked👍 💕 someone's post and pictures and you suddenly remembered that the person has never liked your post before and you took your like back???😏😏😏*👎🏽
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6.Guys, pls put only one finger, but if it too wide, put two, put it deeper and deeper, try rubbing the surface with your thumb finger.......that is how to wash a tea cup,,,,,,,,,,,
I love the way you thought, evil minded generation
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7. If you Borrow Cloth to Snap & Post on Social Media. I Wonder How You Will Feel When the Real Owner Comments "Dis My Cloth Fits U oh" 😂😀😀
5.🎶🎵🎼
Some have d*ck but cannot fuck, some can fuck but have no d*ck, I have d*ck and I can_____ wait, wait, wait, what is my keyboard even typing sef🙄
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6. If you like sample your boyfriend on your DP, it won't scare us away😅
I have entered bank toilets written
"Staff only" 😏
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7.Don't Trust A Girl with Only One Facebook Profile Picture... She is A Boy... 😂😂😂😂
8.When They Want to Give us Drugs...
American Mum: Open Your Mouth.
Nigerian Mum: Do Aaaah 😂😂
9. She removed my *T-shirt*
I kept quiet
She removed my *belt*
I kept quiet
She removed my *Trouser*
I kept quiet
Lets be Humorous a bit
She removed my *singlet*
I kept quiet
Then carefully she removed my *boxer*
Then, I shouted: Joy! *is that space not enough for you to hang your clothes*? Must you remove all my clothes from the *DRYING LINE*?
Blessed is he, whose mind is clean. *Proverbs 120:94* 😜
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"i love u all "its ur boy "VICTOR CY"
2:See I nor believe say na u go talk this kind thing as me and u play reach or even do things reach ,I even respect u and u cum get d mind go da tell people say na me be the new president of Nigeria .oya nor vex o, shock other people
3:Please help me pray 4 my neighbor's son. We are on our way 2 d hospital now. he swallowed Memory Card (8G) & he is singing all d songs on the memory card. We don't know what will happen when he gets to d videos folder coz its full of war films . Don't laugh alone share it to your friend.
4:School na scam, school na scam! Just to fill bank teller u dey sweat. You're busy writing "Eleventeen thousand one hundred and onety one" till 5:pm abeg comot bank won close.
5:Just yesterday night around 10pm I decided to follow a shortcut that pass through mandona mortuary. Two fat ladies run towards me and telling me how scared they were walking alone so they joined me, I told them "even me I used to be scared when I was alive" that's when I saw temple run out n real life 🤣🤣🤣
6: 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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1. Some girls are wicked oo🤣🤣🤣just because I said that I can die for her love,🤣🤣🤣could u believe that she told me to prove it?🤣🤣🤣
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2. My sister if a guy tells u that he loves you from the bottom of his heart, pls ask him who is on top of that heart... I hate nonsense lie😀😀😀😀😀
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3. If u want to see all the stones David used on Goliath 🤣just ask a slay queen to prepare beans for you 🏃🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣
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4. My brother.. When urinating, shake that thing one or two times only🤣🤣🤣I repeat, shake it one or two times oo becos if u shake more than that it has turned to masturbation.... Chaii! Sense will not kill me shaaa😁
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5. No girl is perfect oh my brother... Just pick ur own demon and be battling her with anointing oil when you get married🤣🤣🤣
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6. A girl who wants to cheat will cheat, if you like take her out and feed her until she can't walk, she will still crawl to another guy.... 🙆🙆🏃🏃🏃
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7. Some girls are born to this world just to sit in front of yahoo boys' car.... if u think I'm lying ask them🤦🤦🤦
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8. Americans: My wife just gave birth
Friends: Wow! that's a good news
Nigerians: My wife don born ooo
Friends: Wetin she born?
Me: na your husband and wife oo🤣🤣 😂😂
I hate nonsense
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9. Poverty is when you put water inside empty OMO satchet and shake it for more foam😂😂😂😂
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10. Some parents use to write BEWARE OF DOGS on their gate when their daughter is 18-22yrs!!!!_
*But when she is 30yrs and not yet married, they will change it to ICE BLOCK IS SOLD HERE.!!!!!!!*🤷🤷🤷🙆🙆
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11. Be grateful for what u have & remember that one girl's nipple is another girl's full breast.*😂😂🙄🙄
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12. Your neighbours will notice every girl you bring home. But they will never notice your clothes on the drying line when it’s raining and you are not around.*
No be witchcraft be that?🤷🤷🤷
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13. Make sure you stay safe, cos after reading my post, corona virus will see u and run, thats if u run from it first ooooo
7: I know you reading this post is not wearing slippers and there is no light 🤣🤣🤣
is took me 1 minutes, try am🤣🤣
i swear down
5000🤣🤣🤣
thank God o🤣🤣
please nah baby🤣🤣
boys see their new plan o🤣🤣
same thing for me sef😎😎😎
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I will toast the cockroach join🤣🤣🤣
na wa o🤣🤣🤣
reply as the man
hmm are you sure
onyi🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 abi o
stingy people 🤣🤣🤣
what did you see first,me: tiger😎😎😎
new challenge for girls
I no get answer o
best explanation ever 😋
Geography students answer i
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