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Emmylee
By Emmylee | self meida writer
Published 8 months ago - 7 views

They said laughter is a very good medicine to cure boredom, so I've gathered some of the most trending jokes.


1. A very touching storyπŸ’”πŸ˜₯

One day a boy touched his girlfriend's Yansh....

The following day the girl touched the boy's Yansh.

What a touching storyπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

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2.Nine month ago, a woman was pregnant and gave birth to a fool reading this post....😲😲

Ode wait!! βœ‹βœ‹βœ‹ b4 u start pouring insult on me. Shey u were born 9month ago abi? Olodo

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3. I want to marry a woman as funny as I am.

Imagine waking up by 2am and start laughing because we forgot to pick our kids from School

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4."Who stole my money "?

Americans : I swear, I don't know.

Nigerians : I saw Emeka eating suya,,I don't know who gave him money

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5.*Have you ever likedπŸ‘ πŸ’• someone's post and pictures and you suddenly remembered that the person has never liked your post before and you took your like back???😏😏😏*πŸ‘ŽπŸ½

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6.Guys, pls put only one finger, but if it too wide, put two, put it deeper and deeper, try rubbing the surface with your thumb finger.......that is how to wash a tea cup,,,,,,,,,,,

I love the way you thought, evil minded generationΒ 

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7. If you Borrow Cloth to Snap & Post on Social Media. I Wonder How You Will Feel When the Real Owner Comments "Dis My Cloth Fits U oh" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

5.🎢🎡🎼

Some have d*ck but cannot fuck, some can fuck but have no d*ck, I have d*ck and I can_____ wait, wait, wait, what is my keyboard even typing sefπŸ™„

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6. If you like sample your boyfriend on your DP, it won't scare us awayπŸ˜…

I have entered bank toilets written

"Staff only" 😏

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7.Don't Trust A Girl with Only One Facebook Profile Picture... She is A Boy... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8.When They Want to Give us Drugs...Β 

American Mum: Open Your Mouth.

Nigerian Mum: Do Aaaah πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. She removed my *T-shirt*Β 

I kept quiet


She removed my *belt*Β 

I kept quiet


She removed my *Trouser*Β 

I kept quiet


Lets be Humorous a bit


She removed my *singlet*Β 

I kept quiet


Then carefully she removed my *boxer*


Then, I shouted: Joy! *is that space not enough for you to hang your clothes*? Must you remove all my clothes from the *DRYING LINE*?


Blessed is he, whose mind is clean. *Proverbs 120:94* 😜

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"i love u all "its ur boy "VICTOR CY"


2:See I nor believe say na u go talk this kind thing as me and u play reach or even do things reach ,I even respect u and u cum get d mind go da tell people say na me be the new president of Nigeria .oya nor vex o, shock other people


3:Please help me pray 4 my neighbor's son. We are on our way 2 d hospital now. he swallowed Memory Card (8G) & he is singing all d songs on the memory card. We don't know what will happen when he gets to d videos folder coz its full of war films . Don't laugh alone share it to your friend.


4:School na scam, school na scam! Just to fill bank teller u dey sweat. You're busy writing "Eleventeen thousand one hundred and onety one" till 5:pm abeg comot bank won close.


5:Just yesterday night around 10pm I decided to follow a shortcut that pass through mandona mortuary. Two fat ladies run towards me and telling me how scared they were walking alone so they joined me, I told them "even me I used to be scared when I was alive" that's when I saw temple run out n real life 🀣🀣🀣


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1. Some girls are wicked oo🀣🀣🀣just because I said that I can die for her love,🀣🀣🀣could u believe that she told me to prove it?🀣🀣🀣

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2. My sister if a guy tells u that he loves you from the bottom of his heart, pls ask him who is on top of that heart... I hate nonsense lieπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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3. If u want to see all the stones David used on Goliath 🀣just ask a slay queen to prepare beans for you πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ€£πŸ€£

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4. My brother.. When urinating, shake that thing one or two times only🀣🀣🀣I repeat, shake it one or two times oo becos if u shake more than that it has turned to masturbation.... Chaii! Sense will not kill me shaaa😁

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5. No girl is perfect oh my brother... Just pick ur own demon and be battling her with anointing oil when you get married🀣🀣🀣

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6. A girl who wants to cheat will cheat, if you like take her out and feed her until she can't walk, she will still crawl to another guy.... πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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7. Some girls are born to this world just to sit in front of yahoo boys' car.... if u think I'm lying ask them🀦🀦🀦

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8. Americans: My wife just gave birth

Β Friends: Wow! that's a good news

Β Nigerians: My wife don born ooo

Β Friends: Wetin she born?

Β Me: na your husband and wife oo🀣🀣 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I hate nonsense

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Β 9. Poverty is when you put water inside empty OMO satchet and shake it for more foamπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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10. Some parents use to write BEWARE OF DOGS on their gate when their daughter is 18-22yrs!!!!_

Β *But when she is 30yrs and not yet married, they will change it to ICE BLOCK IS SOLD HERE.!!!!!!!*πŸ€·πŸ€·πŸ€·πŸ™†πŸ™†

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11. Be grateful for what u have & remember that one girl's nipple is another girl's full breast.*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™„πŸ™„

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12. Your neighbours will notice every girl you bring home. But they will never notice your clothes on the drying line when it’s raining and you are not around.*

 No be witchcraft be that?🀷🀷🀷

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13. Make sure you stay safe, cos after reading my post, corona virus will see u and run, thats if u run from it first ooooo


7: I know you reading this post is not wearing slippers and there is no light 🀣🀣🀣


is took me 1 minutes, try am🀣🀣

i swear down


5000🀣🀣🀣

thank God o🀣🀣

please nah baby🀣🀣


boys see their new plan o🀣🀣


same thing for me sef😎😎😎


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I will toast the cockroach join🀣🀣🀣

na wa o🀣🀣🀣


reply as the man

hmm are you sure


onyi🀣🀣🀣


🀣🀣🀣 abi o

stingy people 🀣🀣🀣

what did you see first,me: tiger😎😎😎

new challenge for girls

I no get answer o

best explanation ever πŸ˜‹

Geography students answer i

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