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Use These 23 Jokes And Humorous Pictures For Your Leisure

Laughter may ease pain by causing the body to produce its own natural painkillers. Laughter can also make it easier to cope with difficult situations. It also helps you connect with other people.

Go ahead and give it a try. Turn the corners of your mouth up into a smile and then give a laugh, even if it feels a little forced. Once you've had your chuckle, take stock of how you're feeling. Are your muscles a little less tense? Do you feel more relaxed or buoyant? That's the natural wonder of laughing. Use the following jokes and humorous pictures for your leisure:

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5. When you run away from barbing school before graduation to go and start your own barbing business.


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8. When you take improvisation to the next level.


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11. In a hurry to get to a special dinner party, Akpos who happens to be the guest speaker arrived and sat down, only to realize he had forgotten his false teeth. He explained his dilemma to the man sitting next to him.

The man said, "No problem," and he then reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of false teeth. "Try these," he said.

"Too loose," Akpos said. The man pulled out another pair. Too tight, Akpos told him. I have one more pair. Akpos tried them and they fit perfectly. With that, he ate his meal and gave his speech. When the dinner was over, Akpos went to thank the man who had helped him. "Where is your office?" he inquired. "I am looking for a good dentist."

The man replied: "I'm not a dentist. I'm an undertaker." Akpos fainted immediately.


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20. A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby.

He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm."I'm happy to meet my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess I'll need a double room for the night. "Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000. "What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "I've only been here one night!" "Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."

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