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Funny Story: The Family and the lie detector

Zero_lapses
By Zero_lapses | self meida writer
Published 29 days ago - 8 views

Hi, my name is Abdul, this is my first funny article and i hope you enjoy it.


It is a story about a man who bought a lie detector to catch his son and wife anytime they lied but what followed shocked him. Keep reading to get the full information.

A father buys a lie detector that slaps people when they lie. So he decided to try it out at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were you during school hours?

Son: I was In School.

The lie detector slaps the son.

Son: Okay, i was at my friends house watching a DVD.

Dad: Which one?

Son: Discoveries of scientists and calculations.

The lie detector slaps the son

Son: Okay, it was Kung Fu Panda

Dad: What!? when i was your age i didn't know anything like animations and cartoons.

The lie detector slaps the dad.

Mom: Hahahaha, he is your son after all.

The robot slaps the mom.

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