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27 Quotes And Jokes That Can Make You Laugh

Joke is medicinal to our body,soul and spirit, which give us a big relieve after the day pressure and stress.... giving out heart joy and peace. The following quote and jokes will make you laugh....

[1] I hate when my friends look great in large size clothes. and I always look like a bean bag beside them, really embarrassing.....

[2] Dear luck, can we be friends this year please.lets forget the past and I can't forget...

[3] A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.try a bottle and confirm...

[4] A good example has twice the value of good advice.so be good example to others....

[5] Happiness is … the last second of your final exam Because the tension is just ending...

[6] The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.what a good luck..

[7] I’m just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.please send it to me...

[8] You know you won an argument when the other person responds : "Whatever” as a conclusion

[9] I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like three or seven times, you know, just to be sure.

[10] When life shuts a door against you. Open it again. It's a door. That's how they work.

[11] Its awkward moment when you tell your crush a joke and he doesn't get it.

[12] That awkward moment when you want to talk but your friend won’t shut up.

[13] Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on YouTube and the music stops loading.

[14] The awkward moment when you`re eating dinner at someone else`s house & you don`t like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.

[15] Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful.that is if you are really beautiful.....

[16] Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!! common smile now

[17] Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'?? I wonder,can it be adjusted and corrected...

[18] If people are trying to bring you 'Down'. It only means that you are 'Above them'.so remain at the top...

[19] I am learning from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best. So make more mistake and learn more....

[20] There are three sides to every argument in life... my side, your side and the right side. 

[21] WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat and absolutely Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!

[22] Every problem comes with some solution. If it doesn't have any solution,then check well.... it's a Girl! 

[23] The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it well in to half and put it back in your pocket. 

[24] If a plan didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.by the time you try a;l the alphabet Solution will appear...

[25] Men also have FEELINGS, for example, Importantly they can feel HUNGRY. 

[26] A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it. So change all your bad attitude friend.

[27]My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.ir disturbs me alot.... kindly share these post with friends on social media...

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