I was expecting a female visitor that has been my crush for a very long time and had refuse to accept my proposal. She told me she love egusi soup so much so I prepared it for her and also added love portion I bought from a friend of mine to the soup. I forgot to cover the soup and went out to pick the girl from the bus stop. When I was out, I remembered that I forgot to cover the soup before coming out so I decided to call my brother on phone and tell him about it and what I added to it. When I called him, I told him about him and he replied, "is that why am missing you already?"
Now am now on the run for my brother because he is now in love with me.
I saw this friend of mine trying to gym, I asked him what was happening and he told me that he wants to be muscular. I laughed and told him that he should eat and have fat before gyming. He told me that he wants to gym like that and he has eaten so I asked him " have u seen a muscular skeleton?" Now he is still chasing me with firewood threatening to break my skull if he catches me.
This man is willing to drag his motorcycle with these policemen just because of 20 naira. He vowed never to give them the 20 tithe the Nigerian police always collect from them at the checkpoint.
When you want to experience what swimming pool feels like and you never had a chance to see a swimming pool or come in contact with one, you can also make use of the mud pool as it gives great joy and entertainment.
Content created and supplied by: Fazzy_Updates (via Opera News )
Opera News is a free to use platform and the views and opinions expressed herein are solely those of the author and do not represent, reflect or express the views of Opera News. Any/all written content and images displayed are provided by the blogger/author, appear herein as submitted by the blogger/author and are unedited by Opera News. Opera News does not consent to nor does it condone the posting of any content that violates the rights (including the copyrights) of any third party, nor content that may malign, inter alia, any religion, ethnic group, organization, gender, company, or individual. Opera News furthermore does not condone the use of our platform for the purposes encouraging/endorsing hate speech, violation of human rights and/or utterances of a defamatory nature. If the content contained herein violates any of your rights, including those of copyright, and/or violates any the above mentioned factors, you are requested to immediately notify us using via the following email address operanews-external(at)opera.com and/or report the article using the available reporting functionality built into our Platform See More