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Why Are you Using Candle To Roast Corn? See 32 Hilarious Pictures And Jokes For Fun

Happiness is an important thing in our lives and we should not play with it. I'm here again with another interesting, exciting and hilarious pictures and jokes that will make you laugh and forget about the worries of life.

Below are funny pictures and jokes for your enjoyment:

1. Who is going to use this Toilet?


2. How is this even possible?


3. Continue, You are going places.


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6. Akpos' neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family to come over and see their new baby.

Akpos' parents were very afraid their son would have a silly words to say about the baby. So, Akpos' dad had a long talk with Akpos before going to the neighbours house. He said, "Now, son, that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or else I'm really going to beat you when we get back home." "I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Akpos.

At the neighbour's house, Akpos leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at his mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Akpos' comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Akpos."

Akpos then continued, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see clearly?" The mother who was a bit surprised, replied; "Yes... his doctor said he has a good vision, why do you ask?" Akpos said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause i'm very sure he can't wear glasses, there is nothing to hold it on his head.

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8. Mr Barber, give me step 3 low cut.


9. All of you should come and collect your food!


10. If she falls now they will be blaming her ancestors...


11. Please hold my leg very well.


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13. Akpos came back home in the morning. His Wife asked; Where have you been? Where did you sleep?.

Akpos replied; At my friend's place, there's a funeral. He lost his sister day before yesterday. The Wife said; Okay, you can go and eat your food. I'm going to take my bath.

After taking her bath his Wife said; I'm going out! Akpos asked; Where are you going?

She replied; "To your friend's place, to check how they are doing since the loss of their sister."

Akpos became afraid and said; Honey, they called me while you were bathing and told me she rose from the dead.

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15. I don't want to take chances.


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17. Why are you using candle to roast corn?


18. Everybody should come and see this beautiful thing I have Constructed!


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21. Nobody should disturb me now because I'm on selfie mode.


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23. Social distancing in her own way.


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27. Everyone should come and join me in this feast.


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29. Continue... Next year I will come and see how far you have gone.


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Akpos' Candle Toilet

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