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Top 10 Pidgin Jokes And Pictures That Will Make You Laugh

1. To dey use public toilet nah wahala jor, whenever you hear footstep, you go have to clear throat for them to know say you dey inside

2. I beg how many bag of sugar I go take before I become sugar daddy.

3. I never see alcohol company wey use drunkard for their advert... Shey den dey ashame of their customer ni.

4. He kiss your forehead no means say you dey romantic, he fit dey avoid your mouth odour.

5. You no go ever know how fast you dey run until Dog dey chase you... Your speed dey inside you.

6. Some girls dey look for tall guy with pink lips and six packs, when their father dey shot, pot bellied with ponmo lips... I beg make I no talk.

7. I respect people wey dey chew chicken bone until e turn to powder.

8. My sister, no matter how pretty and educated you dey, good day dey come when your father go exchange you for rice, goat and yam, u better be humble.

9. E dey vex person make you dey sleep and you dey dream say you dey for Canada, you kan wake up dey hear "kan buy OOPA, kan buy GARI, kan buy AKARA.

10. Uncle, because say your crush Don dey live your area, you kan dey wear suit go fetch water.

11. If no be say I no like apple, wetin be iPhone wey I no fit buy.



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