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*Top 10 Jokes This Weekend*
10. If I become a Doctor.
.
ME: Good morning... How are you?
.
PATIENT: I'm fine Sir.
ME: Okay. Next person.
9. Double heart attack message from my girl to
me today:
1st SMS: Let's break up now, it's all over.
2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for
you
8. My UNCLE is new to Facebook and has been
trying to SEARCH for ME but can't find ME
because he's BUSY typing "My Sister's 1st Born.
He go search till eternity.
7. My dear sisters,
If you sneeze and your boobs don't move...
You are a boy.....don't argue it's in the
constitution!!!!!
6. To All The Guys Who Can't Do Without
Spraying Insecticide Daily. The day a mosquito
lands on your testicles is the day you will know
there is a better way of resolving issues without
using violence.
5. *My friend you won't know the importance of
algebra until your sweetheart calls you X and you
don't know Y*
4.er John finished smoking the
best grade of weed, he went home high and out
of his mind. He walked in and sat in the lounge
where his Dad was. He kept staring at his Dad
and after a long while he asked his Dad "Excuse
me, can I ask you something" Then his Dad said
sure. Then John goes on to say "Your face looks
very familiar sir, have we met before?"
3. U go to club, u smoke cigarettes, weed and
end it with shi-sha.
But ur mother ask u to cook with firewood and u
will be like u don't like.. mom I don't like smoke.
Amadioha fall on u.
2. Your bae uploaded a picture of her kissing
another guy, but because u re using airtel free
Facebook with out picture you commented "Nice
one bae, keep it up.
Ode don't go and subscribe.
1. *What is love?*
Love is when your husband catches you with
another man naked and still say "honey, dress
up, let's go home.
*What is death?*
Death is when you follow him ....
Really !!! did u not laugh????
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