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When A Village Girl Use Android Phone To Snap For The First Time, Funny Pictures And Jokes For Fun

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By Da_Marvins | self meida writer
Published 7 months ago - 507 views

Here are 25 Hilarious Jokes and photos for fun, that will leave you laughing out loud. It is true that laughter is the best medicine, but when you laugh without a reason, then you need some medicine. So sit back and enjoy. Don't forget to be a gentleman by sharing.

That moment when you give a village babe your iPhone 7 to snap and boom, you see this😂

I know you are smiling now don't worry, their are more for you keep reading and enjoy the day.

If i talk now they will say i dislike ekiti people 😂

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer, wanting to start a conversation with the gentleman next to him, said "I'm here 'cause my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." "That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer, "I'm here 'cause my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything." The lawyer pondered the engineer's plight for a moment and, looking somewhat confused, asked, "How do you start a flood?"



Sister.. Please come and take your inlaw.... 🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽


Some people are just mad. You want to die with my money.......🙄🙄😔



-When your girlfriend Posts “Real men are born in March”, But you were born in October my brother, I understand . E dey pain but no vex you never reach your bus-stop….


-Borday: I heard u now work at the bakery.?

Akpos: oh yes. I started last week.

Borday: but you have never brought any bread home.

Akpos: Your sister who works at the airport, has she brought any aeroplane to the house? And even you who works at the mortuary, have you brought any dead body home before?


-Can someone please deposit money into my First Bank Account.

I want to know if my alert is still working…..


-When a girl upload a beautiful photo. Her main boyfriend will just like and comment briefly such like”Beautiful”or “Cute”. But awon

ABELEJAYAN ( aspiring boyfriends) will be shouting wow wow wow, wow like police siren..


-A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called,_ *Husband the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”


-19. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love.” What’s the secret?”_

*Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!*


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