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Short Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

YoYe
By YoYe | self meida writer
Published 7 days ago - 123 views

Short Jokes, That Get You Smiling Through The Weekend

Start your weekend on a Laughter mood and end it on a smiling mood.


 If you're sitting in a public garden, and while expecting your girlfriend to join you, a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the ransom?"

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Boy: I heard her telling you "Faster, faster, don't come yet, you are killing me" when you were helping her to kill the rat in her bedroom.

Uncle Bee: Oh no! You were not paying proper attention, She was not referring to me, she was on the phone "Father, father, don't come yet, we are killing it".

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Question: Why is there fewer cases of missing persons in China?

Answer: For Christ sake, Chinese population is over a billion, not when every one looks alike, no one may notice anyone missing.

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Question: How do Chinese people name their kids.

Answer: They throw pots or pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.

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To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

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A man goes into heaven and there he meets angel Gabriel. He asks the angel what that broken clock is there for. Angel says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Muhammad Buhari clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Lai Mohammed's?” Ask’s the man. Angel Gabriel answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”

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