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1. Long Sentence


Teacher : Make a Sentence with Big


Akpos : The Ram Is Big


Teacher: Make it longer


Akpos : The Ram is big ooooooo





2. Social Media Addiction


Akpos: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Snap Chat, Instagram, Skype and KIK.


Friend: Dude, do you have a life?


Akpos: OMG! No! Send me the link



3. 10 Chocolates


Teacher : If u have 10 chocolate cakes & someone asks for 2, how many would you have left?


Akpos : 10, because I won’t give.


4. Movies Ticket



CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you've bought tonight Sir Why?..


AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it.


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A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds.


The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."


The stranger says, "How about 20?"


The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."


The stranger says, "How about 10?"


The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."


The stranger says, "Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the U.S. How can you say they're not worth it?"


The Egyptian man says, "Oh, the pills are worth it -- my wife isn't."

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