That cunning moment when to hot ladies pass in opposite directions.
Now enjoy these funy pictures and smile for the rest if the today.
Ibori goes to a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom. As he was going out he turns and says, "Give me another condom, my girlfriend's sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me, I think I may strike luck there too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom. As he was leaving, he again turns back and says, "Give me one more condom, my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute. When she sees me, she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move."
During dinner, Ibori sat with his girlfriend on the left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the girlfriend's Dad walks in, Ibori lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer. "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you've given us........."
10 minutes after, Ibori was still praying, "Thank you Lord for your kindness."
Another ten minutes goes by and he is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other surprised, his girlfriend even more shocked than the others. She gets close to him and whispers, "I didn't know you're so religious."
Ibori replies, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!".
Now if you were Ibori, what would you do?
ME: Mom, do you watch Game of Thrones?
NIGERIAN MOM: You better get serious and focus on the Throne of Grace.
The All for today.
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