Me after hearing my own voice in a voice recordingBest relationship advice: Stay single

Aunty wake up, your beauty is falling

When you have to watch cartoons after a scary horror movie, so you don't have nightmaresWhe the conversation is dying & you're out of ideas on how to save it

Nigerian mother's will call you, so you can come and call your siblings for them.Me staring blankly into space while I'm supposed to be getting dressed for school in the morning

I shared my hotspot to you, and you're showing me funny videos on Instagram expecting me to laughShe will be more attracted to you when you get her an iPhone, ladies are attracted to apples since the garden of Eden

I just finished eating at my neighbor's house, How long do I need to wait before leaving, so it doesn't look like I came for food

Me: Dad, can I watch TV?

Dad: Yes, but don't turn it om

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