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B.Curtis
By B.Curtis | self meida writer
Published 7 months ago - 0 views

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£MOOD CHANGER🀣🀣🀣


For this corona period


Oga writing now

Yes I feel u ooooo


Nollywood actress making phone calls with the phone inverted. Wetin man no go see for this country.


πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£MOOD CHANGER🀣🀣🀣


1 .Yesterday, I met my ex and she was kissing😘 her new boyfriend πŸ™‡in front of the store. I was watching them and she saw me then she asked me what I was doing thereπŸ’πŸ’πŸ’.Β 


I told her my wife is pregnant and I am here to buy baby stuffs and I am very happy, I spoke as if they asked me that. I went in as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, a baby seat, baby bed and soap wit sponge then I called a taxi and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt they envied me so much.Β 


Now my issue is, pls if u know any woman who has given birth,,,, pls am selling buckets, baby seat, baby bed and soap with sponge. πŸ’πŸ™†


Pls HELP I was supposed to buy groceries for my mom😞😞😞😞??😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😹😹😹

2.My oga wifeπŸ§› is calling her new baby πŸ‘Όa bouncing baby boy and now my spirit is telling me to throw him up and see how he will bounce on the ground.πŸ’πŸ’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Or what do you think πŸ’πŸ’

3. I think I know everything in biology until one girl πŸ™told me aquatic animal is from Akwaibom. I just locked my door and cried for 2 hours πŸ™†πŸ½β€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


4.When you are sitting alone πŸ™‡and you hear somebody call πŸ—£οΈyour name but you look round and find no one, don't be panic☹️☹️, your village people just bought a new microphone πŸŽ€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ


5. When I was in primary school, I had two friends Solomon and Wisdom but they repeated primary 3,three times each πŸ€·πŸ½β€πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£


6. I never knew temple run was real until I was chased by a soldier πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†

M still running selfπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

7. My dad🀡 won my mom 2-0, I.e 2boys, 0girl.

What about yours?🀷🀷🀷

8. School is resuming do you still have your uniform or you don use am sew nose mask?πŸ˜‚πŸ™„πŸ™„

9. To all those who can change generator switch to NEPA without the Television going off, I think you should add that to your CV.🀣🀣🀣🀣

10. My friend🀡 wrote a bookπŸ“™ on how to make money.πŸ’° Now, he is asking me for moneyπŸ’° to help him publish the book.πŸ“™Β 

Alaye, go and read your book, it will help you get money to publish it.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. Even after many years of searching πŸ‘€πŸ‘€,I have never seen a hausa albino πŸ™„πŸ™„. or have you seen🀷🀷

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