For this corona period
Oga writing now
Yes I feel u ooooo
Nollywood actress making phone calls with the phone inverted. Wetin man no go see for this country.
1 .Yesterday, I met my ex and she was kissing😘 her new boyfriend 🙇in front of the store. I was watching them and she saw me then she asked me what I was doing there💁💁💁.
I told her my wife is pregnant and I am here to buy baby stuffs and I am very happy, I spoke as if they asked me that. I went in as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, a baby seat, baby bed and soap wit sponge then I called a taxi and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt they envied me so much.
Now my issue is, pls if u know any woman who has given birth,,,, pls am selling buckets, baby seat, baby bed and soap with sponge. 💁🙆
Pls HELP I was supposed to buy groceries for my mom😞😞😞😞??😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😹😹😹
2.My oga wife🧛 is calling her new baby 👼a bouncing baby boy and now my spirit is telling me to throw him up and see how he will bounce on the ground.💁💁😂😂😂
Or what do you think 💁💁
3. I think I know everything in biology until one girl 🙍told me aquatic animal is from Akwaibom. I just locked my door and cried for 2 hours 🙆🏽😂😂😂😂
4.When you are sitting alone 🙇and you hear somebody call 🗣️your name but you look round and find no one, don't be panic☹️☹️, your village people just bought a new microphone 🎤😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃
5. When I was in primary school, I had two friends Solomon and Wisdom but they repeated primary 3,three times each 🤷🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣
6. I never knew temple run was real until I was chased by a soldier 🏃🏃🏃🙆🙆🙆
M still running self🏃🏃🏃🏃
7. My dad🤵 won my mom 2-0, I.e 2boys, 0girl.
What about yours?🤷🤷🤷
8. School is resuming do you still have your uniform or you don use am sew nose mask?😂🙄🙄
9. To all those who can change generator switch to NEPA without the Television going off, I think you should add that to your CV.🤣🤣🤣🤣
10. My friend🤵 wrote a book📙 on how to make money.💰 Now, he is asking me for money💰 to help him publish the book.📙
Alaye, go and read your book, it will help you get money to publish it.😂😂😂😂😂
11. Even after many years of searching 👀👀,I have never seen a hausa albino 🙄🙄. or have you seen🤷🤷
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