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Enadex
By Enadex | self meida writer
Published 7 months ago - 203 views

Dear readers, read this jokes below:

- IS BUHARI TRULY THE PROBLEM?

HEADMASTER: How much is the passport photograph for children?

PHOTOGRAPHER: The price is 100 naira per child sir

HEADMASTER: No, the pupils are 500 in number, so we are paying 50naira

PHOTOGRAPHER: Ok. No problem sir, you can pay 50naira each since they are many.

(After photographer left, headmaster calls for class teacher)

HEADMASTER: Class teacher, go and inform the pupils that they should bring 150naira each tomorrow for the passport

CLASS TEACHER: Ok sir, I will inform them.

(Next Day)

CLASS TEACHER: Good morning pupils, you are all to come with 200naira for passport tomorrow

PUPIL: Mummy, we were asked to bring 300naira for passport at school

MUMMY: Daddy Junior, your son was asked to come to school with 500naira for passport tomorrow

DADDY: Oh my God, this man called Buhari is wicked, he make things costly day by day including education.

Question: Who is the wicked person and problem? .

Kindly post your answer in the comment section

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