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That Awkard Moment when you spend the whole night reading and you did not sleep, till morning break and you rush out to the bus stop, then boom the inevitable sleep arrive.


How many of you have experienced this, only serious students sha!.

So lets have fun and laugh with these 26 funny pictures and jokes.



The definition of STUPIDITY is when you have a Land Rover, Land Cruiser and still have a LandLord!



Kill Her!!!

The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the SSS agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun, "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with fake bullets. I had to beat him to death with the chair."



Work

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive Unwork Medicine" (RUM), Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter" (BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen" (VODKA). 


Must read for ladies...

Love your husband.

When your husband orders you to make tea or coffee, he wants to feel fresh to listen to your nonstop talks.

Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females, he is just checking that you are still the best.

Love him if he criticizes your cooking, he still improving his taste.

Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep, he is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.

Love him if he forgets to give you a gift on your birthday, he is saving money for your future.

Love him because... you don't have a choice... and killing is a legal offence.


The End.

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