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Teacher: Victor if you have ten bicycles and you give Emma two bicycles how many will you have left?

Victor: I will have ten.

Teacher: I don't think you understand the question, if you have ten bicycles and you give Emma two bicycles how many will you have left?

Victor: I still insist ten.

Teacher: why did you say ten?

Victor: Because I won't give him any bicycle, even though I want to give him it is only one.


* Nigerian film is very funny, how can a ghost be eating meat pie and at the same time sweating.

* My bachelor neighbor came back home drunk and now he is knocking his door.

* No one is more respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from you he/she can even greet your dog like "bingo how are you?".

* Teacher: Kennedy what is 2 ways to power 10?

Kennedy: children of nowadays don't have respect, how will two want to weigh power with ten.

* Interviewer: what happened at the garden of Eden between you and Eve that made you to give her the forbidden fruit?

Devil: I was on my own and Eve said anything for the girls.

* Why won't lawyer know how to lie when they were taught from childhood, when their English teacher will say "write a letter telling your uncle in London how you are enjoying in Nigeria".

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