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Jokes- The President and the Old Woman

Sheyog
By Sheyog | self meida writer
Published 1 months ago - 2 views

An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. On approaching the receptionist, she made her request known to meet the president of the bank as she wanted to deposit a large sum of money. The receptionist on hearing this said no she can’t but the old woman didn’t bulge and stay glued to the receptionist until the receptionist went upstairs to call the president of the bank


The receptionist said, “You are lucky, He will see you!”

This is the conversation between the old lay and the president

He (President): Ma’m, how can I be of help?

She (Old Lady): I’m here to open an account and deposit this money

He: And how much do you want to deposit ma?

She: $180,000 Please (On saying this, the old woman started dumping the whole amount on his table)

He(Surprised): Geez! How did you get this large sum of money Madam?

She: I make bets!

He: What kind of bets?

She: Well, for example I could place a bet on your right hand to become shorter than the right hand by tomorrow 10:00 AM for $25,000.

He(Shocked): is not possible? Anyway, I accept your bet!

She: Okay then, I’ ll come around by 10:00 AM tomorrow with my lawyer as a witness

He: Yes, Sure

The president in the midnight was tensed up and kept checking his hands to lookout for any imbalance between the two hands.

The next day 10:00 AM

She: Can I have a look at your hands now Sir?

He: Sure go ahead.

She held his hands and started checking!

Her lawyer started banging his head against the wall!

The president was shocked and asked why! Lawyer: She had a bet with me for $100,000 saying she will be holding the hands of the president of the Bank of America at 10:00 AM today!

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