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20 Jokes That Can Make People Laugh

Age is only a number, Weight is only a number.These numbers are really starting to p*ss me off!. These an example of jokes to put smile on your face,others are as following........[1] People ask me "Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent and nice."I always reply with "I am overqualified!"[2] I've been dating a homeless girl recently, I think it's getting serious, she asked me to move out with her![3] A lady called her family doctor: Doctor, my husband just swallowed the aspirins by mistake, what shall I do?Doctor: Give him a headache now, what else?[4] Mother: Till what time have you been sleeping? Kid: Till the time you didn't wake me up![5] How do you know the sex of a chromosome?You take the genes off[6] A man:Snatches the first kiss;Pleads for the second;Demands the third;Takes the fourth;Accepts the fifth;And endures all the rest![7] If she is single doesn't mean she is available;And if he is committed doesn't means he is unavailable![8] If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know![9] How can you tell when your computer's starting to get old? It loses its memory.[10] Men are like coolers - load them with beer and you can take them anywhere![11] How does a funeral director sign his correspondence? Yours eventually...[12] A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips."Are you the friar", he asks."No. I'm the chip monk", he replies.[13] What kind of robbery is least dangerous?A safe robbery![14] Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?It's good for the bones![15] Where do animals go when their tails fall off?The retail store![16] Why do cows wear bells?Because their horns don't work![17] What happened to the plant in Maths class?It grew square roots![18] Why did the poor dog chase his tail?He was trying to make both ends meet![19] A girl to the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake, "Sir, do you see any change in me?"[20] If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Thanks for reading,God bless you, kindly share these post with friends on social media,remain blessed...

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