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TGIF: Weekend Cruise Funny Jokes

oscarkingsjr
By oscarkingsjr | self meida writer
Published 21 days ago - 226 views

TGIF. We thank God for a successful week as we embark on another weekend. Hope we all had a memorable and Joyful week. Let's entertain ourselves with these short jokes.

1) You and your sugar daddy dey climb Okada dey go hotel.

Suffer no dey tire you Nkiruka??πŸ˜πŸ™„πŸ™„


2) You bought a really nice gift last year for Valentine's and she said she can't find words to thank you.So my brother Listern very carefully...

*_just buy her a dictionary this year._*

πŸƒπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ


3) Dis one we re having SMAN and SWAN, where Bob risky go dey kwanu bikonuπŸ€·πŸ€·πŸ€·πŸ€·πŸ€·πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


4)Babes, does he still drive u crazy abi una don get accident?πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„*


5) People who convert old stew to jollof rice hardly let go of their past.


6)Refrigerator for sale, 10k only

*If e no work, you fit use am do wardrobe*πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ


7)Just because you're slim doesn't mean you're a Model. Find something to eat*Β πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‰πŸ˜‘πŸ‘ˆ


8) My brother found me crying 😭,

and he crew too 😭.

We broth crode 😭😭

😭😭


9)Stop disturbing us with your breakup quotesπŸ˜’ when he bought you pizza, did you give us?*

Stop disturbing us πŸ˜’πŸ’”πŸ€£


10)Those of you that went to private schools answer this question*;Β 

*Why is there a letter 'D' in fridge but is not in refrigerator*πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰


11)These children solving cowbell maths quiz will make you feel your parents wasted thier money paying your fees* πŸ˜€ ☺ ☺..


12)Please what are the symptoms of pregnancy again cos my landlord's daughter keep vomiting and I'm not comfortable*😩😩


13)I actually prepared stew with goat🐐 meat today.. But I don't want to post it, because my landlord is on Facebook, make e no go recognize the goat*🚢🚢🚢


14) The last two girls I kissed are now in UK,

I’m not saying I want to kiss you oh. But don’t you want to travel outside .πŸ™„! The ball is in your court


15)A guy on facebook posted*

Β "My penis is my life"

And his Ex girlfriend commented *"Then your life is too short "*Β 

πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


16) Ladies the advantage of dating me is that you will never be involved in a car accident because l don't have a carπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


17) My friend was asking me if I have a thunder that am not using.

I said, bros who you wan kill?

*He said his girlfriend just sent him happy new year today 5th of February because the Malaysian guys have gone back*🀣🀣🀣🀣.


18) Please guys what does it means when ur girlfriend come to your house 6am with her mom??πŸ™„πŸ™„


19) βœ“βœ“ No matter how your boyfriend loves you😍 believe me,he still have another girlfriendπŸ’”πŸ˜Ή``` *This gender is only loyal to their mothers and football club😩*

πŸ€πŸΌπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ’”πŸ˜©


20) Having educated parents sometimes annoying. You can't even ask them to give you money to buy ozone layer gravity or photosynthesis.

πŸ€”πŸ˜³πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


21) One day I'll get my own girlfriend and stop borrowing people's ownπŸ™


22)Imagine Coming Back From Work And Your Kids Be Like,Daddy Come And See We Have Washed Your Laptop*πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


23) Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining about you having stretch marks.

Tell him that those are the only marks he will get. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


24) Respect woman wae dae cook for you o.😳

Poisin is not expensive.

πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”


25)African parent don't care about heart break.You can still wash plates.

πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„


26) Boss: Do you believe in after life?

Employee: certainly not! there's no proof of it...

Boss: well, there is now.

After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you!

πŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


27)As the harmattan is back*

Passenger: the breeze is too much oo, how una dey see road sef...πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Bike man🏍: Na you get time dey open eyes? πŸ˜‚πŸ’”πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


28) MeπŸ‘¦πŸ»: It's over

HerπŸ‘©πŸ»: I thought you said I was the woman of your dreams

MeπŸ‘¦πŸ»: I woke upπŸ˜…

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή

Source: WhatsApp fun group

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