TGIF. We thank God for a successful week as we embark on another weekend. Hope we all had a memorable and Joyful week. Let's entertain ourselves with these short jokes.
1) You and your sugar daddy dey climb Okada dey go hotel.
Suffer no dey tire you Nkiruka??😏🙄🙄
2) You bought a really nice gift last year for Valentine's and she said she can't find words to thank you.So my brother Listern very carefully...
*_just buy her a dictionary this year._*
4)Babes, does he still drive u crazy abi una don get accident?😄😄😄😄*
5) People who convert old stew to jollof rice hardly let go of their past.
6)Refrigerator for sale, 10k only
*If e no work, you fit use am do wardrobe*🤷♀️🤷♀️
7)Just because you're slim doesn't mean you're a Model. Find something to eat* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️👉😑👈
8) My brother found me crying 😭,
and he crew too 😭.
We broth crode 😭😭
9)Stop disturbing us with your breakup quotes😒 when he bought you pizza, did you give us?*
Stop disturbing us 😒💔🤣
10)Those of you that went to private schools answer this question*;
*Why is there a letter 'D' in fridge but is not in refrigerator*😉😉😉
11)These children solving cowbell maths quiz will make you feel your parents wasted thier money paying your fees* 😀 ☺ ☺..
12)Please what are the symptoms of pregnancy again cos my landlord's daughter keep vomiting and I'm not comfortable*😩😩
13)I actually prepared stew with goat🐐 meat today.. But I don't want to post it, because my landlord is on Facebook, make e no go recognize the goat*🚶🚶🚶
14) The last two girls I kissed are now in UK,
I’m not saying I want to kiss you oh. But don’t you want to travel outside .🙄! The ball is in your court
15)A guy on facebook posted*
"My penis is my life"
And his Ex girlfriend commented *"Then your life is too short "*
16) Ladies the advantage of dating me is that you will never be involved in a car accident because l don't have a car😂😂😂
17) My friend was asking me if I have a thunder that am not using.
I said, bros who you wan kill?
*He said his girlfriend just sent him happy new year today 5th of February because the Malaysian guys have gone back*🤣🤣🤣🤣.
18) Please guys what does it means when ur girlfriend come to your house 6am with her mom??🙄🙄
19) ✓✓ No matter how your boyfriend loves you😍 believe me,he still have another girlfriend💔😹``` *This gender is only loyal to their mothers and football club😩*
20) Having educated parents sometimes annoying. You can't even ask them to give you money to buy ozone layer gravity or photosynthesis.
21) One day I'll get my own girlfriend and stop borrowing people's own🙁
22)Imagine Coming Back From Work And Your Kids Be Like,Daddy Come And See We Have Washed Your Laptop*🤣🤣😂😂
23) Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining about you having stretch marks.
Tell him that those are the only marks he will get. 😂😂
24) Respect woman wae dae cook for you o.😳
Poisin is not expensive.
25)African parent don't care about heart break.You can still wash plates.
26) Boss: Do you believe in after life?
Employee: certainly not! there's no proof of it...
Boss: well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you!
27)As the harmattan is back*
Passenger: the breeze is too much oo, how una dey see road sef...🤦♀️
Bike man🏍: Na you get time dey open eyes? 😂💔😂
28) Me👦🏻: It's over
Her👩🏻: I thought you said I was the woman of your dreams
Me👦🏻: I woke up😅
Source: WhatsApp fun group
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