TGIF. We thank God for a successful week as we embark on another weekend. Hope we all had a memorable and Joyful week. Let's entertain ourselves with these short jokes.

1) You and your sugar daddy dey climb Okada dey go hotel.

Suffer no dey tire you Nkiruka??😏🙄🙄

2) You bought a really nice gift last year for Valentine's and she said she can't find words to thank you.So my brother Listern very carefully...

*_just buy her a dictionary this year._*

🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️

3) Dis one we re having SMAN and SWAN, where Bob risky go dey kwanu bikonu🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷😂😂😂😂

4)Babes, does he still drive u crazy abi una don get accident?😄😄😄😄*

5) People who convert old stew to jollof rice hardly let go of their past.

6)Refrigerator for sale, 10k only

*If e no work, you fit use am do wardrobe*🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

7)Just because you're slim doesn't mean you're a Model. Find something to eat* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️👉😑👈

8) My brother found me crying 😭,

and he crew too 😭.

We broth crode 😭😭

😭😭

9)Stop disturbing us with your breakup quotes😒 when he bought you pizza, did you give us?*

Stop disturbing us 😒💔🤣

10)Those of you that went to private schools answer this question*; 

*Why is there a letter 'D' in fridge but is not in refrigerator*😉😉😉

11)These children solving cowbell maths quiz will make you feel your parents wasted thier money paying your fees* 😀 ☺ ☺..

12)Please what are the symptoms of pregnancy again cos my landlord's daughter keep vomiting and I'm not comfortable*😩😩

13)I actually prepared stew with goat🐐 meat today.. But I don't want to post it, because my landlord is on Facebook, make e no go recognize the goat*🚶🚶🚶

14) The last two girls I kissed are now in UK,

I’m not saying I want to kiss you oh. But don’t you want to travel outside .🙄! The ball is in your court

15)A guy on facebook posted*

 "My penis is my life"

And his Ex girlfriend commented *"Then your life is too short "* 

🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂

16) Ladies the advantage of dating me is that you will never be involved in a car accident because l don't have a car😂😂😂

17) My friend was asking me if I have a thunder that am not using.

I said, bros who you wan kill?

*He said his girlfriend just sent him happy new year today 5th of February because the Malaysian guys have gone back*🤣🤣🤣🤣.

18) Please guys what does it means when ur girlfriend come to your house 6am with her mom??🙄🙄

19) ✓✓ No matter how your boyfriend loves you😍 believe me,he still have another girlfriend💔😹``` *This gender is only loyal to their mothers and football club😩*

🤏🏼😎😹😹😹💔😩

20) Having educated parents sometimes annoying. You can't even ask them to give you money to buy ozone layer gravity or photosynthesis.

🤔😳😜😂😂

21) One day I'll get my own girlfriend and stop borrowing people's own🙁

22)Imagine Coming Back From Work And Your Kids Be Like,Daddy Come And See We Have Washed Your Laptop*🤣🤣😂😂

23) Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining about you having stretch marks.

Tell him that those are the only marks he will get. 😂😂

24) Respect woman wae dae cook for you o.😳

Poisin is not expensive.

🤔🤔🤔🤔

25)African parent don't care about heart break.You can still wash plates.

😄😄😄😄😄😄

26) Boss: Do you believe in after life?

Employee: certainly not! there's no proof of it...

Boss: well, there is now.

After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you!

💔😂😂

27)As the harmattan is back*

Passenger: the breeze is too much oo, how una dey see road sef...🤦‍♀️

Bike man🏍: Na you get time dey open eyes? 😂💔😂

😂😂🤣🤣😂

28) Me👦🏻: It's over

Her👩🏻: I thought you said I was the woman of your dreams

Me👦🏻: I woke up😅

😂😂🤣🤣😁😹😹

Source: WhatsApp fun group

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