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These Funny Breakup Texts May Have Gone Too Far

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By Precious24 | self meida writer
Published 20 days ago - 2012 views


Break-ups have been around for quite some time. The formula for splitting apart from someone is extremely basic and hugely overused. The whole ‘it’s me, it isn’t you’ monologue can be useful for significant others who want to be diplomatic, but what about those who want to share a final message of exactly how they feel? This post is filled with those people. You’re in the right place, whether you’re looking for inspiration for your next break up or just here for some entertainment. You can sit back, relax, and be grateful that you weren’t on the receiving end of some of these break-up texts.

Writing It Across the Sky

This scorned woman wanted to let her cheating husband (and the surrounding neighborhood) know exactly how she felt, what a better way to do it than announce it with a billboard, especially when the expense is put on your shared bank account.

Writing It Across The SkyWriting It Across The Sky

Better Let Your Tears Flow Then

You’ve got to hate those out-of-the-blue break-ups, but this has to be one of the most confusing emotional rollercoasters ever to go on. One minute everything is fine, and the next, you’re being told to start crying because it’s over. Let’s hope she had some tissues on standby.

Better Let You Tears Flow ThenBetter Let You Tears Flow Then

Not What You’d Expect On Valentine’s Day

If you’re going to leave your significant other for someone else, it’s probably best not to announce it to the world. At least your clothes are at your mom’s, Dan!

Not What You’d Expect On Valentine’s DayNot What You’d Expect On Valentine’s Day

A Delivery You Won’t Forget

Imagine how awkward that pizza delivery guy was. At least it wasn’t a public announcement, plus you got a free meal out of it. Nothing beats a good slice of pizza to mend your broken heart.

A Delivery You Won’t ForgetA Delivery You Won’t Forget

Happy One Month Anniversary

What a happy month they shared. Oh, to be young and in love. Unfortunately, it had to end this way, Krystal, but maybe DeLandren didn’t have enough pocket money to get you a present.

Happy One Month AnniversaryHappy One Month Anniversary

No Wife, No Kids, No Money

Once his wife found out about where he was spending his spare time, she made sure to hit him where it hurt. Not only did she empty his bank account, but she took the kids as well. He’s broke, but he’s still got the company of his mistress, for now.

No Wife, No Kids, No MoneyNo Wife, No Kids, No Money

Drastic Times Call For Drastic Measures

Have you ever been stuck with a significant other who couldn’t accept that you wanted to break up? Well, this situation resulted in a personal statement being released to help send the right message. Do you think it worked?

Drastic Times Call For Drastic MeasuresDrastic Times Call For Drastic Measures

You Can’t Share Your Wish

Ever since making a wish as a child, you’ve always been reminded not to reveal what you wished for because then it won’t come true. This information slipped the significant other’s mind, but the consequences are evident as her marriage wish quickly comes crashing down.

You Can’t Share Your WishYou Can’t Share Your Wish

Are They Even Reading the Same Book?

One wants to start a new chapter, and the other wants to end the book. Someone needs to ask if they are even reading the same novel, let alone the same page. A break-up text is bad enough as is, but this one came entirely out the blue.

Are They Even Reading the Same Book?Are They Even Reading the Same Book?

Happy Hunting

If you’re going to cheat, at least be smart about it and remove any traces of your unfaithful escapades. This poor guy hasn’t learned to cover his tracks, but hopefully having a hunt for all of his prized possessions has taught him a valuable lesson.

Happy HuntingHappy Hunting

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